I have some serious questions to pose regarding correct usage of SQUAT toilets, and I need answers fast, for niceties sake I shall pose them in the Queen’s English:
- Should one remove one’s trousers before mounting?
- How does one then clean up after oneself after thy deed is done?
- Does one’s finger have to make contact with anything during the process?
- Does one “just wait around till dry”?
These questions need answers, quickly!
3 responses so far ↓
1 Barro // Nov 27, 2005 at 10:46 pm
I too was vexed with similiar pain, although forced on me, or out of me, through a large dose of the runs, I suggest the following: (a) remove ones pants and accompanying attire for comforts sake, (b) always carry your own stock of toilet bottom cleaning paper, just in case the local hose isn’t working, (c) personal choice really, and (d) if local facilities contain a high pressure hose, shake your tush a little then use your paper…
2 Fi Adams // Nov 28, 2005 at 4:19 pm
I hear both of you in the adventures of SQUAT toilets… my first experience was forced upon me also when my body decided that it wanted to reject some lovely food I ate rather than processing it.
My only advice to you is… Get down low and go, go, go…
3 Jon Owen // Nov 28, 2005 at 6:32 pm
Thanks Fi for the advice, it would be great if there was ever a fire while I was squatting!
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